What do cats call mice on roller skates?
Meals on wheels!

What do you call a fit green vegetable?
A runner bean!

What comes out of the tin to sun bathe?
A baked bean!

What did one slice of bread say to the other before he was eaten?
You're toast!

What type of fruit is never alone?
A pear!

What type of exercise does meat do?
A sausage roll!

What do you call the last egg to cross the finish line?
Beaten egg!

What did the orange say when another arrived?
You're juiced in time!

What did captain say when he noticed the vegetable on deck?
I seem to have a leek in my boat!

Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

What do you call a mouse with an orange?
A pipsqueak!

Why did the boy stare at the orange juice?
Because the carton said 'concentrate'!

What did the baby corn say to the mummy corn?
"Where is pop corn?"

What hand do you use to butter your roll?
Neither, you use a knife!

What type of hairdo also makes a nice snack?
A bun!

What came first, the chicken or the egg?
It really depends on the recipe!

What do you call a pig doing karate?
A pork chop!

What do you get from a cow on a trampoline?
Milk shake!

What type of nut can sneeze?
A cashew!

What is worse than a caterpillar in your apple?
Half a caterpillar!

What do you call a witch who lives in the desert?
A sandwich!

What do you call a spider with no legs?
A raisin!

Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his lunch?
Because he was stuffed!

What do you call 2 banana skins?
A pair of slippers!

Why is a tomato red and round?
Because if it is green and long it is a cucumber!

What did the slow tomato say to his friend?
"You go on ahead and I’ll ketchup"

Who is the boss of the fridge?
The big cheese!